Jodi's Top Ten Talking Points
[1] I am sorry you guys have have been restrained by the judge from enjoying my tweets and seeing my TV interview.
[2] I am sorry for Mr. Nurmi's slow speech and nasal fixation. He doesn't like you, the judge, or me.
[3] I apologize for that LaViolette chic, I had to spend 40+ hours with that dingbat.
[4] I regret throwing Travis' camera in the washer, but I was in a rush and in a fog.
[5] I regret leaving a bloody palm print on Travis' wall, bad luck, that.
[6] Rather than wasting more hours of your time listening to my MANY friends who fully trust me, let me just say that Nurmi's 9 of 10 days zinger was simply a jest.
[7] The death of Travis was an unfortunate consequence of the Law of Subtraction (mess with Jodi and you're gone)
[8] Have you seen my bent finger? That's a life long punishment already.
[9] I am a good Mormon and blood atonement is just an act of religious devotion. If you are not Mormon taking my life is not godly.
[10] Free signed doodle for anyone who will hang the jury. And just think of Juan's reaction. What a hoot.
With these said, I rest, knowing you are better for having gotten to know me.
In My name, Amen.