Puff, puff, puff....caught up again. Here's how I imagine an interview with her would go IF she told even a fraction of the truth:
Q: Have you become aware of how sensational this trial has become across the country, and across the world?
Her Answer: Gradually Ive become aware of it. Im still probably not aware of the entire scope.
Her REAL answer: He// yeah, Im bigger than Kim Kardashians belly right now. Im definitely sensational
.like duh.
Q: The perception is, fair or unfair, that you became this jealous, enraged almost fatal attraction kind of character. Is that you?
Her Answer: No. In fact its hard to keep a straight face when I hear that. I dont know where that came from.
Her REAL answer: I like so worship Glenn Close. She kicked Michael Douglas *advertiser censored** in that movie. Uhm, I really like my attorney Jen. Have you ever seen the movie Single White Female?
Q: What about your attorneys, Kirk Nurmi and Jennifer Willmott. What do you think about the job they did for you?
Her Answer: I think they worked very hard, and I appreciate all of their hard work.
Her REAL answer: They. Are. Toast. I am so throwing them under the bus for how this whole trial thingy turned out.
Q: What was your reaction when the jury came back with a unanimous decision of murder in the first degree?
Her Answer: Im trying to think how I could describe it. I think that it felt like a huge sense of unreality.
Her REAL answer: I rolled with it, and now I'm all like on TV again and stuff which is so awesome. And I know my whole blame it on my family strategy is going to totally turn this jury around. I mean, whats a girl to do? You might as well just smile and say cheese.