2goldfish
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and another....... How bout pinworms!:seeya:
YES! and always being out of toilet paper in public bathroom stalls, and everytime she orders pizza it's late, never being able to find a can opener, always getting outbid on ebay, falling asleep reading but only with heavy books that hurt when they fall on her, finding slugs in her salad bag from the grocery, having a pet that will NOT pee & poo where it is supposed to (scratch that one actually, unless I include a wish that she can never find duct tape when she needs some, that's prolly a healthy wish anyways), ingrown toenails, thinning hair, shoelaces always coming untied, flip flop and bra straps always breaking, bananas keep going rotten, her cars get keyed, I hope she takes up knitting and her wool always gets wadded up and tangled hopelessly, her envelopes will never stick right with just licking, her eyelids are constantly twitchy, I hope she has restless legs syndrome....
I can go on all night with the things I hope for her. however, note this, defense team: never in all our wishes on this forum do we EVER hope someone hurts OCA physically.