Tom Cruise Bill - ALL THINGS TOM CRUISE (RELATED)

[Jeana (DP)]

I think its true that they don't want to take her out in public because of the Scientology issue. However, I hope they're not trying to make us believe that they have no baby pictures of her at all. All they need to do is release a photo like Brad and Angie did and everyone would back off. No one expects them to dangle her off the balcony ala Michael Jackson. They're doing this on purpose if you ask me to keep their names in the news. :twocents:

 

[curious1]

.... No one expects them to dangle her off the balcony ala Michael Jackson.

Don't give that whack job any new ideas. :hand:

 

[Lauren]

Don't forget the official Gold Seal that this should be on the certif.

 

[Jules]

All they need to do is release a photo like Brad and Angie did and everyone would back off.

They had planned to do that but the highest bid they had was for 3 million and he wanted more (I'm sure he thought his baby should fetch more than Shiloh did). :loser: :loser:

 

[nanandjim]

They had planned to do that but the highest bid they had was for 3 million and he wanted more (I'm sure he thought his baby should fetch more than Shiloh did). :loser: :loser:

I hope that it backfires on him and someone gets a photo and publishes it for free. I wouldn't pay to see any photos of celebrities, to include their children.

I think that Katie looks like she has had a baby and that Suri is for real. I also think that Tom takes Viagra and that is what has allowed him to have sex and have a baby. Weren't there rumors that he was impotent and/or sterile? I can't keep up (no pun intended). :blushing:

 

[curious1]

:laugh:

I I also think that Tom takes Viagra and that is what has allowed him to have sex and have a baby. Weren't there rumors that he was impotent and/or sterile? I can't keep up (no pun intended). :blushing:

Ah, sometimes the best puns are unintended.

 

[BrendaStar]

I still say there has to be a paper trail of baby Suri out there. Wonder why someone hasn't followed that?

 

[Jeana (DP)]

I still say there has to be a paper trail of baby Suri out there. Wonder why someone hasn't followed that?

WE posted her birth certificate on line. No one believes its for real.

 

[BrendaStar]

WE posted her birth certificate on line. No one believes its for real.

I meant other hospital records. Don't hospitals have to report to the state all live births? Perhaps I should have said "computer trail."

 

[Annie]

Maybe she is really, really ugly. Most parents can't wait to show off their babies. I kept reading articles about what a beautiful baby they would have, so since they aren't showing her, she may be ugly.

 

[curious1]

I have to admit, that the 'all babies' are cute think just some times is not true. I have seen a few ugly ones. :truce:

 

[nanandjim]

Maybe she is really, really ugly. Most parents can't wait to show off their babies. I kept reading articles about what a beautiful baby they would have, so since they aren't showing her, she may be ugly.

I bet the baby is really cute. Katie has a really cute face and Tom (although I don't like him) was cute in his younger days.

 

[JBean]

I have to admit, that the 'all babies' are cute think just some times is not true. I have seen a few ugly ones. :truce:

OH one of my sons was butt ugly when he was born. Good lord I thought they brought me the wrong one! It was especially bad, because the child born before him was absloutely flawless and gorgeous. I was expecting a swan and they handed me the ugly duckling!
We tease him about that to this day.BTW, he grew up to be gorgeous!

 

[curious1]

That is too funny and sweet.
:laugh:

 

[rosario_c]

I am also wondering that if there is in fact a baby Suri that maybe she has some physical birth defect. I think if she were beautiful and perfect there would be a picture of her.

My sis-in-laws sister works in the film industry. She does props - details them and repairs them and makes the big bucks. She worked on MI3 and said on the set it was rumored that Tom "couldn't get it up" and that the baby "was a turkey baster baby". She said he was demanding and actually wanted a Scientology church built on site of the movie. He was basically told Hell No and if he didn't like it he could be replace with one of many uprising young stars. She hasn't work in a few months due to surgery but I'll have to see if she has any scoops next time I see her.

Anyway....he's a freak. I can't stand to look at him anymore and could care less if he ever makes another movie.

 

[HeartofTexas]

The Defamer.com weighs in on Suri and her "birth certificate":

In the absence of photographic evidence that would dispel rumors of Suri Cruise's possibly mythical status, TMZ.com does its part to prove her existence by digging into the public record and retrieving the suspiciously unseen infant's birth certificate. Unsurprisingly, not even the routine filing of a simple document could escape the weirdness that has dogged the Cruise camp since Suri's alleged conception, as TMZ reports that the birth certificate was filed 20 days after the birth, that the birth was officially certified by a "friend" (read: two-hundred-dollar-a-year Celebrity Centre gift shop clerk), not by Cruise or rent-to-own incubator Kate Holmes, and signed by a nurse who "was not in the delivery room and did not see the baby." Perhaps the most distressing of the certificate's irregularities is Tom Cruise's sole occupation of the "Father of Child" field, a selfish credit-hogging that ignores the tireless work of the team of dozens of genetic technicians and DNA donors that helped bring the Miracle Baby Project to fruition.

http://www.defamer.com/

And while you're on the page (if you go there), be sure to scroll about 2/3's of the way down the page to see a 1991 picture of "Starlet" Jones when she was a DA. My, my, she's come a long way.

 

[narlacat]

I am also wondering that if there is in fact a baby Suri that maybe she has some physical birth defect. I think if she were beautiful and perfect there would be a picture of her.

My sis-in-laws sister works in the film industry. She does props - details them and repairs them and makes the big bucks. She worked on MI3 and said on the set it was rumored that Tom "couldn't get it up" and that the baby "was a turkey baster baby". She said he was demanding and actually wanted a Scientology church built on site of the movie. He was basically told Hell No and if he didn't like it he could be replace with one of many uprising young stars. She hasn't work in a few months due to surgery but I'll have to see if she has any scoops next time I see her.

Anyway....he's a freak. I can't stand to look at him anymore and could care less if he ever makes another movie.

The turkey baster theory really works.
I have a friend who has had two kids that way!!
Thanks for the scoop Rosario.

 

[NoraLee]

About Nurse Heffernan --

Gee, I thought Doug Heffernan's wife's name was Carrie and she works for a law office. "King of Queens" is non-fiction, like Suri, right?

 

[TaylorJ4]

OH one of my sons was butt ugly when he was born. Good lord I thought they brought me the wrong one! It was especially bad, because the child born before him was absloutely flawless and gorgeous. I was expecting a swan and they handed me the ugly duckling!
We tease him about that to this day.BTW, he grew up to be gorgeous!

SNERK- my oldest daughter was absolutely awful looking when she was born. Her face was all bruised and purple, her nose was all smashed sideways and she had a receding hairline that made her look like Benjamin Franklin.

My poor husband-she was his first baby (he was 38 years old) and I'm sure he thought she would be that fugly forever. I was pumped up on post-partum hormones and I thought she was just gorgeous-I kept trying to get him to take pictures and he kept making excuses about the camera being out of film!

By the time she was a month old she was gorgeous tho....now she is 18 and a knockout!

Shannon

 

[shopper]

About Nurse Heffernan --

Gee, I thought Doug Heffernan's wife's name was Carrie and she works for a law office. "King of Queens" is non-fiction, like Suri, right?

Hmmm, even more intriguing, Leah Rimini is a Scientologist. :waitasec: