Subpoenas, Lack of Timeline
http://connect2utah.com/content/news/story/?cid=67911
Did he say that they went to an undisclosed area and are searching???
"His timeline is still unverified," Capt. Mc Lachlan told 2News Friday, while hinting Powell's lawyer Scott Williams has objected to that line of questioning. "His attorney has proposed a method of questioning that is totally unacceptable to us," he said.
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Capt. Mc Lachlan walked into the interrogation room where Josh lay face down on the massage table with a towel covering his buttocks and a buxom masseuse massaging his feet.
"Hey Josh the chef want's to know how you like your steak cooked." Mc Lachlan asks.
"YOU DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER THAT JOSH!!" Mr. Williams shrieks.
"Jeez dude, chillax your harshing my happy place." Josh says exasperated. His lawyer moves up to his head and they whisper back and forth.
"Mr. Powell takes his steak medium rare," his lawyer says finally.
"Soup or salad?" Mc Lachlan asks. More whispering goes on.
"He will have both or the deals off!"
Captain Mc Lachlan sighs. "That wasn't part of the original deal, counselor."
"I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further." Mr. Williams hisses.
"Hold on I'll be back." Mc Lachlan leaves the room.
"Look Josh you need to order cream of mushroom. Any broth based soups are gonna work against you in court. Also, go for the low fat dressings it will look like you care about yourself and therefore care about others, got it!
"Mmmmmm, yeah baby that's the spot just a little harder there", Josh said.
"Josh! Did you hear me!"
"Jeez you're uptight. Chillax dude. Can I have clam chowder and light Italian?" Williams scratches his chin for awhile.
"Yeah, that's ok." Captain Mc Lachlan enters the room.
"We'll do soup and salad but the whole lobster is only gonna be a tail now." Williams approaches Powell and more whispering occurs. A vigorous argument seems to be taking place. The hand gestures get more and more tense as the whispering starts to rise to almost audible and then it stops.
"Ok, lobster tail but my client wants a better desert than a piece of chocolate cake."
"I've been approved to make that a' la mode but you'll have to agree to a couple more questions.
"Alright, alright. We're still waiting on the big screen TV and the fluffy house robe. We also want a bottle of wine."
"Nice try counselor, but you know the whole thing can be thrown out if he's under the influence." Captain Mc Lachlan said matter of factly.
"Ok, ok just get the big screen here. The Jazz game starts in 15 minutes."
"Ok let me see the list for dinner. So that's gonna be steak, medium rare, lobster tail, clam chowder and a salad with light Italian. What's the decision on fries or baked potato?"
"Baked potato with sour cream chives. Easy on the chives, heavy on the sour cream."
"Ok, this should take about 30 minutes to prepare. We have agreed that after the Jazz game he'll answer some questions, right?"
"That's the deal, in the sauna right?" Williams says with a crooked smile. Captain Mc Lachlan leaves the room.
"Dude, why'd you agree to the extra questions. That sucks!" Josh whined.
"Do you really think I'm going to advise you to answer any of their questions? They'll be lucky to get name and address."
"You public defenders aren't nearly as incompetent as you'd think" Josh says with a moan.
steely dan.. before you post again shrink your links.... they are blowing my margins on every page of this thread... I say this in good sport friend!
I'll try another method and let me know if it works when I post one again.
