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We return to Erin Patterson's bowel movements



What a literal s*** show this is
We return to Erin Patterson's bowel movements
Things to do meaning dumping the dehydrator, resetting phones, getting rid of evidence in general.Key Event
1m ago
Erin's reluctance to stay in hospital addressed by defence
By Judd Boaz
Erin Patterson's strong desire to leave hospital is addressed by Mr Mandy.
The defence submits to the jury that the only reasonable explanation is that Erin felt overwhelmed by the situation, believing she was only making a brief stop at hospital.
"An extremely intense five minute interaction where she was told that she would be admitted and transferred to another hospital in Melbourne," Ms Patterson.
"She was not refusing treatment, she was saying she had things to do.
"She was plainly struggling to process what she was being told."
Mr Mandy tells the jury that her desire to get her affairs at home in order and prepare her daughter for ballet was entirely reasonable.
Only if your house is 10 miles long...seriously?
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Just now
Mobile phone data evidence challenged by defence
By Judd Boaz
Mr Mandy draws the jury to mobile phone network data which showed that Erin Patterson's phone pinged briefly to the Outtrim base station during her time away from the hospital.
The prosecution argued in its closing that this was consistent with Erin travelling south-west of Leongatha.
The defence challenges this, saying the prosecution ignored alternative explanations by telecommunications expert Matthew Sorell.
Mr Mandy reads out a transcript from Dr Sorell who explained that a mobile phone appearing to ping on another base station could possibly be explained by someone moving from the front of a house to the back of a house.
"These records are consistent with her never leaving the house," Mr Mandy says.
"This is another example of the prosecution giving you a selective impression of the evidence."
What?! Now we are deliberating on how a person 'faking' it might behave? After he told us earlier we cannot assume how a person would act in this situation?Key Event
1m ago
'Contradictory argument' in prosecution's case, defence says
By Judd Boaz
Mr Mandy challenges the argument by the prosecution that Erin Patterson avoided medical treatment as she knew she was not ill.
In the trial, we heard that Erin did not want to be cannulated to be given fluids while in hospital.
The barrister calls this a "contradictory argument" that runs counter to what someone faking illness would do in that situation.
Mr Mandy theatrically raises his voice as he suggests the words of someone who was fabricating their illness.
"If you're pretending to be sick, you're going to be saying to the medical staff: 'hook me up, pump me full of drugs! I am very, very sick, please'," Mr Mandy shouts to the jury.
Tomatoes and chili are as incompatible with diarhhea and vomiting as coffee is.Oh Mr Mandy On the journey, she stopped at a BP service station in Caldermeade, where Ms Patterson purchased sour confectionery, a ham, cheese and tomato sandwich and a sweet chilli chicken wrap after stepping into the bathroom for nine seconds..!!
Erin was more interested in feeding her gut and did a DELIBERATE stop to the toilet for 9 seconds, not enough time to pull her white pants down..!
How much more does Ian have to be put through, why discredit him once again. He was on his death bed and went through a lot of trauma losing his wife and relatives, how is he going to remember the exact colour of the plate (not many people would). What is critical is that 2 people said Erin's plate was a different colour (the exact colour is not that importangt IMO).15:20
Surviving guest wrong about plates, jury hears
Mr Mandy continued to address the jury about Patterson's plates, reminding them of evidence given throughout the trial including his client's son's friend who described white plates in the sink.
'Search warrant video showed two black plates, two white plates and some colourful plates,' Mr Mandy said.
Mr Mandy said there was no 'orangey-tan' plate as described by Mr Wilkinson.
Mr Mandy said Patterson's son's evidence the plates were white should be believed.
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1m ago
'Contradictory argument' in prosecution's case, defence says
By Judd Boaz
Mr Mandy challenges the argument by the prosecution that Erin Patterson avoided medical treatment as she knew she was not ill.
In the trial, we heard that Erin did not want to be cannulated to be given fluids while in hospital.
The barrister calls this a "contradictory argument" that runs counter to what someone faking illness would do in that situation.
Mr Mandy theatrically raises his voice as he suggests the words of someone who was fabricating their illness.
"If you're pretending to be sick, you're going to be saying to the medical staff: 'hook me up, pump me full of drugs! I am very, very sick, please'," Mr Mandy shouts to the jury.
I agree. IMO she's not portraying a woman crushed by the knowledge that her innocent mistake cost the lives of three people she loved dearly. She has prioritized self-preservation above all else. No remorse.I’ve been thinking about the Pistorius trial - which is how I came to this site in the first place - and how Pistorius worked so hard to try to show remorse.
Erin, in contrast, during her testimony wasn’t, was she? Oppositional answers, pedantic word games, huffing and puffing while being cross-examined.
I’m perplexed by this. Nobody likes a smart-alec. I’m wary of saying that defendants need to be likeable, and appreciate how demeaning that may come across, especially for women. But - I wonder why she isn’t trying to present herself to the jury as warmer and more caring?
This just seems like bad faith
1m ago
Drive to Tyabb on Sunday addressed
By Judd Boaz
The defence questions the prosecution's arguments around Erin Patterson driving to a flying lesson in Tyabb on the Sunday after the lunch.
Mr Mandy argues that someone pretending to be ill would not have gone through the ordeal a long journey.
"Why would she go on this journey to Tyabb?" Mr Mandy says.
Let’s see, one is a routine servo stop. Totally forgettable and understandable that the son didn’t recall it.In his police interview, Erin's son told investigators he had no recollection of his mother stopping to go to the toilet in the bushes.
Mr Mandy counters that her son also did not mention a documented stop at the Caldermeade BP.
"He didn't recall either of them," Mr Mandy says.
Also, I've had a daughter in ballet class. I guarantee you that it doesn't take 11/2 hours to put or make sure that the ballet slippers, tights, and any other changes of clothes are in the dance bag.Things to do meaning dumping the dehydrator, resetting phones, getting rid of evidence in general.
Are all of his arguments going to be that she can’t be guilty because a truly guilty person would have faked it so much better?
Instead of asking why someone who is faking illness would take this trip, the jury should ask themselves why someone who is truly as ill as Erin claimed to be would take the trip…
Let’s see, one is a routine servo stop. Totally forgettable and understandable that the son didn’t recall it.
The other is your mum stopping to have explosive diarrhea on the side of the road and then carrying poo tissues in a bag in the car.
Does he really think these two are equivalent?
If he doesn't know the difference, I'm not shaking his hand.Are all of his arguments going to be that she can’t be guilty because a truly guilty person would have faked it so much better?
Instead of asking why someone who is faking illness would take this trip, the jury should ask themselves why someone who is truly as ill as Erin claimed to be would take the trip…
Let’s see, one is a routine servo stop. Totally forgettable and understandable that the son didn’t recall it.
The other is your mum stopping to have explosive diarrhea on the side of the road and then carrying poo tissues in a bag in the car.
Does he really think these two are equivalent?