It doesn't work to stare at a guy's crotch unless you get a horrified (or amused) look on your face. If you just stare, they assume you want them. :razz:
Yep. Crotch starer here. :woohoo:
Lick your lips a lot while staring, it works.
Cal

It doesn't work to stare at a guy's crotch unless you get a horrified (or amused) look on your face. If you just stare, they assume you want them. :razz:
Yep. Crotch starer here. :woohoo:
Lick your lips a lot while staring, it works.
Cal![]()
or just hold your thumb and index finger an inch apart while staring at their crotch, and laugh; that'll get 'em.BAH! Nope, it just makes them think you want them even more.![]()
Glitch, you need to really squint like you can't see it! Maybe then it'd work.![]()
I used to work filing Civil and Divorce cases as a Deputy Court Clerk...so I dealt with Attorneys all day every day (and their paralegals)...trust me...I HAVE done this many times!!! They would be staring at my chest and I would drop down quickly so they would be instead looking at my eyes! HAHAHAHAHA! Then I would tell them if they wanted their work filed correctly they could talk to my face as my brain was located behind it and if they insisted on talking to my chest...their work could easily be "lost". hehehe It worked like a charm!!! >wink<I, too, was blessed by the chest fairyand it's always made me uncomfortable. Every now and then you come across someone who will talk to your
instead of your face. I've thought so many times how I'd love to bend down and say "hey.... I'm up here!" I've never done that, but have been tempted to many times.
We work with a guy who does this. When we have meetings he goes around the room and looks at everyone's chests. I've informed everyone that the next time he does it we all need to stair at his crotch.We laugh about it, but it really is such an uncomfortable thing.
I'm sorry you've had such troubles.
I used to work filing Civil and Divorce cases as a Deputy Court Clerk...so I dealt with Attorneys all day every day (and their paralegals)...trust me...I HAVE done this many times!!! They would be staring at my chest and I would drop down quickly so they would be instead looking at my eyes! HAHAHAHAHA! Then I would tell them if they wanted their work filed correctly they could talk to my face as my brain was located behind it and if they insisted on talking to my chest...their work could easily be "lost". hehehe It worked like a charm!!! >wink<
SS, you don't know how difficult it is to talk to a blessed woman, while keeping my eyes affixed on her eyes; I tell you, my eyes have a mind of their own, and it is a constant battle between the eyes, and the mind; it can cause all kinds of problems. j/kI used to work filing Civil and Divorce cases as a Deputy Court Clerk...so I dealt with Attorneys all day every day (and their paralegals)...trust me...I HAVE done this many times!!! They would be staring at my chest and I would drop down quickly so they would be instead looking at my eyes! HAHAHAHAHA! Then I would tell them if they wanted their work filed correctly they could talk to my face as my brain was located behind it and if they insisted on talking to my chest...their work could easily be "lost". hehehe It worked like a charm!!! >wink<
ROFLMAO You aren't unlike many men. I think it is a subconscious behavior which men need to actively be aware of to prevent. : ) I simply trained those men to be aware. LOLSS, you don't know how difficult it is to talk to a blessed woman, while keeping my eyes affixed on her eyes; I tell you, my eyes have a mind of their own, and it is a constant battle between the eyes, and the mind; it can cause all kinds of problems. j/k
His goose is cooked.WOODLAND, Calif. -- Dr. Mark Anderson, a Woodland dentist accused of fondling female patients, has provided an explanation in documents obtained by KCRA 3.
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In an account of phone conversation between Anderson and one of the husband of one of the victims, Anderson describes the touching as "doctor-patient."
"I was massaging sore muscles around her chest," Anderson said in the document. "Yes, I was touching around her chest."
The victim's husband questioned what kind of massage involves touching breasts. Anderson replied, "No, around. That's what I'm saying, the muscles around. The sides...."
Anderson then suggested a phone call to apologize to the man's wife. In that call, the alleged victim asked if Anderson routinely massaged other patients suffering from temporomandibular joint syndrome, a problem associated with the jaw and commonly known as TMJ.
http://www.kcra.com/news/14358287/detail.html
His goose is cooked.
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