Yeah, noooooo, I don't love this...
“I was going to get the diaper and somebody said, ‘Hola,’ and I don’t remember anything since,” Rebecca told the outlet as she appeared with a black eye. “I woke up here on the floor and I didn’t see Emmanuel.” She alleged that someone “snatched” her son out of her vehicle.
...do people usually say "here on the floor" to refer to blacktop/pavement?... I think of "floors" as "that surface underneath your feet which lives only within four walls", and can't think of a scenario where I would use it instead of "pavement"... I grant maybe if she DID get concussed, that such a confused locution might spring to mind more readily than "pavement"; but I'm also a little alarmed that even "People" is running around using scare quotes around "snatched", "kidnapped", et al.