But while testifying for the defense on how PF is her favorite son, and brilliant father, she'll bring out her archived bag of tricks including:
PF's plaster hand print from primary school, that decorated paper plate turkey from grade 1, etc., And wait -- the unforgettable HS rodeo trophy-- all perfect evidence why PF as the murderer is absolutely impossible!
MOO
I sure hope so!
Because I can just hear DA May on cross and/or redirect now:
"Ma F., thank you for sharing those heartwarming anecdotal stories of l'il PF as a boy roping horses at the rodeo...
Speaking of animals, Miz F., have you ever witnessed PF hitting, kicking or otherwise abusing animals, or human beings for that matter?"
SF: "I refuse to answer on the ground that I may incriminate myself."
DA May: "Of course you do. Let's move on. Miz F., thank you for telling us all about the many activities PF was involved in as a young boy. Did he learn how to light bonfires in Boy Scouts, or did you teach him his fire-setting skills at home yourself?"
SF: "I refuse to answer on the ground that I may incriminate myself."
DA May: "I understand, you're in something of a precarious position here. We'll talk about something less "inflammatory," shall we? You've testified that PF showed artistic talent as evidenced by his decorated turkey plate from Grade 1. I'm wondering if he was interested in sports as a youth as well; specifically, baseball, and whether or not he or his brother left their baseball equipment lying around in storage there at the franch.
For example, are there any aluminum baseball bats that mysteriously went missing around Thanksgiving of last year?"
SF: "I refuse to answer on the ground that I may incriminate myself."
DA May: "No further questions. I think we just got all our questions answered."
Public Defender: "Objection, Your Honor!"
DA May: "Withdrawn."
She's going to get skewered.
JMO.