Here's my attempt at a transcription of the second traffic stop. I don't know if this has already been done, but I searched and didn't see anything. There's quite a bit of unintelligible audio that I've denoted with square brackets and ellipses.
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How you all doin'?
[Sir]
Trooper [...] State Police, got your license and registration?
[Yep]
Wonderin' why I stopped you then when you were driving by me there you were a little too close to the back of that semi, only about one car-length between you and the back of this trailer. You want about one car-length for every ten miles an hour, so if you're going sixty or seventy miles an hour, y' need about six or seven car-lengths, okay?
[We just...]
Oh, you guys did?
[Yeah, and State... so...]
You got -- you got stopped by a trooper?!
We don't -- we don't have any SUVs.
[Well, it was, um...]
It was a county guy; was it like a black SUV?
[Yeah]
Okay, alright. Alright. And he said you guys were following too closely?
[I don't, he said like... when he says... so close to the...]
Okay.
[...what happened at WSU where my son goes to school, a shooting...]
Today?
[Yesterday... left to pick him up]
Well I'm not gonna give you guys another ticket or warning if you just got stopped; just make sure you give yourself plenty of room, okay?
[How much -- where do you want...]
So, so, like I said; it's all -- it's all about how fast you're going, okay?
[Yeah]
So, if -- if you're going 10 miles an hour you only need one car. If you're going -- so the speed limit here is 70 -- if you're going 70 miles an hour you need seven cars, yeah. That's, that, that -- that's the easy way to explain it.
[Thank you so much]
Alright. Yeah [laughs] Okay. [...] need to open your window -- end up being a big [...]
[..]
Alright, you guys have a safe trip. Where you all headin'?
[Thank you so much...]
Where -- where you all headin' to? Huh?
[...]
Where -- where at? PA? That's a long haul. You guys scared of airplanes? (laughs)
[...]
Did ya? Okay. Alright, well hey, peace out, safe trip -- be safe
[Thank you sir]