Page 1 of the idiotic intruder's handbook.
1. Find a high-security estate with a sealed-off electrified fence and attempt to climb over.
2. Once over (if not fried by fence), try to get past armed guards, security cameras, alarms and guard dogs without being noticed by anybody or anything.
3. Once safely past armed guards, security cameras, alarms and guard dogs, climb a ladder very stealthily in the dark all the way up to a small window and enter.
4. Once inside, after shock of realising you are now in bathroom rather than diamond vault, enter toilet and draw attention to yourself and slam door.
5. Once you hear owner screaming at you to get the f*** out of his house, realise you have seconds to leave the toilet, exit through the bathroom window back down the conveniently placed ladder, get past the armed guards, security cameras, guard dogs and alarms - and climb back over the sealed-off electric fence (without being fried) - and then... oh wait. You're dead because you weren't given the chance to leave.