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ssshhhhhh I'm here but hiding so I won't have to answer any more questions. :scared:
 
daisymae said:
ssshhhhhh I'm here but hiding so I won't have to answer any more questions. :scared:
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:floorlaugh: I'm catching up on the posts!
Wasn't there supposed to be a hearing or something yesterday that Nurmi had to address? Tuba had mentioned something ............
 
Juan Martinez objected to Nurmi's motion to vacate the aggravator of cruelty. J.M. filed that opposition on July 9. I would love to read it, wouldn't you? (Haven't been able to find it anywhere.) Therefore, the judge ordered Nurmi to reply to J.M. and he has not done that, as of today, August 6. It was due by order of the bench on August 5.
 
Tuba said:
Juan Martinez objected to Nurmi's motion to vacate the aggravator of cruelty. J.M. filed that opposition on July 9. I would love to read it, wouldn't you? (Haven't been able to find it anywhere.) Therefore, the judge ordered Nurmi to reply to J.M. and he has not done that, as of today, August 6. It was due by order of the bench on August 5.
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Thanks, Tuba! :seeya:
 
Zuri said:
And they bolted
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Oh no I didn't!! :seeya: Hi all - so daisymae doesn't feel like the only one, I'll play!!

Zuri said:
Since I have monopolized the entire thread today, it is question time.
Favorite Shampoo:
Favorite Perfume:
Favorite Soap Scent:
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Pantene
pass...
Dove

Zuri said:
More Questions:
Favorite non Alcoholic Drink:
Charity you would support if you do or could
Favorite Nightly News Anchor
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ice tea
anything doing with children
Brian Williams

Zuri said:
Favorite Baby Name:
Favorite comfy clothes:
Favorite thing to do on a Sunday morning:
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named my daughter: Shannon Christina
jeans and loose top
cup of coffee and watch some sports on TV!

Zuri said:
Question: Language you would like to learn:
Number of true friends you have, that have your back and visca versa?
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Spanish, since I live in California, but took German in Hi school...
Two

Zuri said:
Has anyone ever visited a National Park, where, and what was it like?
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Yosemite - beautiful!!

Zuri said:
Has anyone gone on a river cruise?
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Yes! Took one on the Rhine, but not 16 days - maybe a few hours - included with that was a bus tour of Germany, Austria, Switzerland and Lichenstein! It was great - I took it with my mother! Great time!

and

:welcome6:

Idaho Lynx!!

:greetings:

Yes, Nurmi should be handing in something today! Maybe Tuba will give us an update when it comes out!!

Love your questions Zuri and glad to hear you are feeling better today! Unfortunately, I'm not a parent, so can't give you any advice on kids! :fence:
 
daisymae said:
ssshhhhhh I'm here but hiding so I won't have to answer any more questions. :scared:
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Oh, daisy- you are the sly one. :floorlaugh: Wants to know everyone's answers, but doesn't like to spill her own "beans". So closed mouth. Like a little :angel: with her mouth :silenced:, but we love you :blowkiss: (from the other angel :angel2: :facepalm: ) :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Anyway- just stopping in for a breather :scared:. and to say I miss everyone :seeya: :sweep:
Here's some funnies in the meantime :skip:
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The Rules
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.
14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

Rules For Finding A Man
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans, and helps care for the kids, and who makes money.
2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend money on you, and show you a good time.
3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
4. It is important that these three men never meet.

What Men Really Mean
1. "It's a guy thing"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
2. "Can I help with dinner?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
3. "I'm going fishing"
Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
4. "Uh huh, sure honey," or, "Yes, dear."
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
5. "It would take too long to explain"
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest."
6. "I was listening to you. It's just . . . I have lots of things on my mind."
Translated: "Is that woman over there wearing a bra?"
7. "Take a break honey, you're working too hard".
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
8. "That's interesting, dear."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
9. "You know how bad my memory is."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to "F-Troop," the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I've ever owned, I just forgot your birthday."
10. I got you these roses. . .""I dunno . . . i was just thinking about you, and
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
11. "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."
12. "I've got my reasons for what I'm doing".
Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon."
13. "I can't find it."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my out stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
14. "What did I do this time?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
15. "I heard you."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find out."
16. "You know I could never love anyone else."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse."
17. "You look terrific."
Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."
18. "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again.

A Senior's Worth
What are seniors citizens worth?
They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.
As for myself, I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then.
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
I immediately go to see John.
After that Charlie Horse comes along, and he really takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for the rest of the day. However, he doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he just takes me from joint to joint.
Finally after such a busy tiring day, I'm really glad to be able to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!!
P.S. The preacher came by the other day. He said at my age, I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, 'Oh I do all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself...'What am I here after?'
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See you all later :seeya:
 
YESorNO said:
Oh, daisy- you are the sly one. :floorlaugh: Wants to know everyone's answers, but doesn't like to spill her own "beans". So closed mouth. Like a little :angel: with her mouth :silenced:, but we love you :blowkiss: (from the other angel :angel2: :facepalm: ) :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:

Anyway- just stopping in for a breather :scared:. and to say I miss everyone :seeya: :sweep:
Here's some funnies in the meantime :skip:
=========================================================

The Rules
1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.
14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

Rules For Finding A Man
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, cooks and cleans, and helps care for the kids, and who makes money.
2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend money on you, and show you a good time.
3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.
4. It is important that these three men never meet.

What Men Really Mean
1. "It's a guy thing"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical".
2. "Can I help with dinner?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
3. "I'm going fishing"
Translated: I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
4. "Uh huh, sure honey," or, "Yes, dear."
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
5. "It would take too long to explain"
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest."
6. "I was listening to you. It's just . . . I have lots of things on my mind."
Translated: "Is that woman over there wearing a bra?"
7. "Take a break honey, you're working too hard".
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
8. "That's interesting, dear."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
9. "You know how bad my memory is."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to "F-Troop," the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I've ever owned, I just forgot your birthday."
10. I got you these roses. . .""I dunno . . . i was just thinking about you, and
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
11. "Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt."
12. "I've got my reasons for what I'm doing".
Translated: ". . . and I sure hope I think of some soon."
13. "I can't find it."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my out stretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
14. "What did I do this time?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
15. "I heard you."
Translated: "I have no idea what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't find out."
16. "You know I could never love anyone else."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse."
17. "You look terrific."
Translated: "Oh God, please don't try on MORE clothes."
18. "I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again.

A Senior's Worth
What are seniors citizens worth?
They are worth a fortune, with all the silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys and lead in their feet.
As for myself, I have become a little older since I saw you last and a few changes have come into my life since then.
Frankly, I have become quite a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen every day. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.
I immediately go to see John.
After that Charlie Horse comes along, and he really takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for the rest of the day. However, he doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he just takes me from joint to joint.
Finally after such a busy tiring day, I'm really glad to be able to go to bed with Ben Gay. What a life!!
P.S. The preacher came by the other day. He said at my age, I should be thinking about the hereafter. I told him, 'Oh I do all the time. No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself...'What am I here after?'
=========================================================
See you all later :seeya:
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Good ones again, sistah! :floorlaugh::floorlaugh:
 
I forgot to answer the questions :scared: myself :scared: :floorlaugh:

Favorite Shampoo: Aussie Mega
Favorite Perfume: W by The Gap (they don't make it anymore, but can get it on the internet).
Favorite Soap Scent: Caress
Favorite non Alcoholic Drink: Water
Charity you would support if you do or could ASPCA
Favorite Nightly News Anchor Vinnie politan
Favorite Baby Name: Ann or Alexander
Favorite comfy clothes: Housedress :floorlaugh:
Favorite thing to do on a Sunday morning: Sleep on the couch and "watch" TV.
Language you would like to learn: German
Number of true friends you have, that have your back. One
Has anyone ever visited a National Park, where, and what was it like? No
Has anyone gone on a river cruise?[/B] Went canoeing, but no cruise.
 
YESorNO said:
I forgot to answer the questions :scared: myself :scared: :floorlaugh:

Favorite Shampoo: Aussie Mega
Favorite Perfume: W by The Gap (they don't make it anymore, but can get it on the internet).
Favorite Soap Scent: Caress
Favorite non Alcoholic Drink: Water
Charity you would support if you do or could ASPCA
Favorite Nightly News Anchor Vinnie politan
Favorite Baby Name: Ann or Alexander
Favorite comfy clothes: Housedress :floorlaugh:
Favorite thing to do on a Sunday morning: Sleep on the couch and "watch" TV.
Language you would like to learn: German
Number of true friends you have, that have your back. One
Has anyone ever visited a National Park, where, and what was it like? No
Has anyone gone on a river cruise?[/B] Went canoeing, but no cruise.
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We've really missed you YESorNO!
 
PrincessSezMe said:
We've really missed you YESorNO!
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Why, thank-you, my princess. I've missed you' all, too.

I just made- and ate :floorlaugh: a DiGiorno "Pizzaria" pizza and it was delicious!
You should all try it- better than the regular DiGiorno. Yummy.
 
So glad you are back YoNo. Thanks for the smiles
 
I'm eating a Dunkin Donut (compliments of younger son)- filled with chocolate!
Some diet I'm on- :floorlaugh:
I did make the cabbage soup- I swear :floorlaugh: and it's in the freezer, ready to eat. :truce: :dramaqueen:

:floorlaugh: :floorlaugh: :floorlaugh:
 
Zuri said:
So glad you are back YoNo. Thanks for the smiles
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Thank-you, Zuri :seeya:
Keep on smiling. Nothing else feels so good.
Everything passes, the good and the bad, with time. You can'y stop it and time flies by as you get older. Why, I feel as if I've only lived for a day :floorlaugh:
 
I just found my 13 year old recessive Pembroke Corgi named Derby, dead under the deck. I went down to feed him this morning and I couldn't find him. I walked in our woods, up and down the street calling him to no avail.

I knew he was winding down in his quest at life as he was sleeping more and not eating as well. My husband came home this afternoon and went to look for him. I knew he had gone out to die. I just didn't know where.

So he has been bathed and wrapped in a baby blanket and we will bury him in our backyard. My son is coming home for the first time in 8 months for the weekend and Derby was his dog. I am not telling him until he gets home so we can mourn as a family.

I feel so blessed to have had this funny little dog who made us laugh and was good with horses. My shepherds were acting funny this morning and I couldn't figure out why. Animals have this innate sense that people could truly learn from on so many levels.

RIP Derby 11/99-8/13 I loved you a lot.
 
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