Well, to be fair, I've never been there. It's probably just fine if you like F L A T, and Nothin' to do except go to church...
Oh well, it may be just a fine place to raise children and all. But I'm telling you, we've never heard anything about the trouble George W. Bush got into in Midland, because, well, there was nothing to do.
I'm sure his daddy had something to do with the news releases there.
P.S. Read Annie Proulx "That Old Ace in the Hole", if you want to read a satirical book about the Texas Panhandle; (she wrote Brokeback Mountain) it's quite entertaining and gives you a feel for :
F L A T and B A R R E N and B O R I N G and quirky people