Ok, I will play!
Ahahahahah moment 1) Caylee's bio-dad is a politician, a very influential one. She was meeting him and had a relationship with him since she met him and his family at the Kodak photo booth. (the Disney job and other sundry lies was her covering up the infidelity of the politician.)
Perp Anth was tired of lying for HIM and was about to blow the affair sky high and cash in on the media $$$. (ala Rielle Hunter) Perp Anth had the goods to take the WHOLE GOVERNMENT down.
The high ranking politician then told Perp Anth that HE would take Caylee and give Perp Anth squillions and squillions of dollars if she signed a confidentiality document and promised not to sell him (and AMERICA) out. She agreed. Then slowly, Caylee was introduced to her father. That's where she was all those unexplained times when the perp was partying.
Then, the politicians people stopped answering her calls. All sorts of other strange things started to happen, but since Caylee was with her rich father who supplied everything and didnt need to be paid (aka ZANNY) the perp was not toooo concerned.
Then BANG. The car started to smell and the perp got REALLY worried. The *people* told her not to worry, Caylee was just fine, the money would be in her account soon - just leave the car at the Amscott and they would take care of it from there.
But ALAS her secret cell phone *disappeared*. She had NO WAY of contacting Mr Big anymore. But since the car disappeared from the Amscott, well *they* were holding up their end of the bargain so there was no need for panic, right? No need to tell anyone what was going on, Caylee was fine and the MONEY WAS COMING. She could pay back everyone she had borrowed money from (Amy, her grandfather etc etc)and they could all live happily ever after.
But then CA showed up at the door at Tony's... and *they* didnt have the car after all. OH NO! The perp best keep her mouth shut for THE GOOD OF THE AMERICAN WAY! And her family. If the big time politician can kill his own daughter - then the WHOLE ANTHONY FAMILY would be nothing to him!
Ahahahahah moment 2) George did it all and said he would kill CA and Lee if Perp Anth spilled the beans.
Ahahahaha moment 3) Aliens. They did it. And they threatened to take the rest of the A family to their slave planet if the perp spilled the beans. And they told her to party like crazy to throw everyone off the scent.
That's all I got. JB can take his pick next time he's reading here