Ya know, I bet the Warden in Perryville heard about Jodi's student-exchange trip to Costa Rica (normally reserved only for students entering their senior year of high school, but wisely offered to Jodi because... well... because she's so darned special (thankfully before she dropped-out after her sophmore year), and have arranged for her to participate in
a pilot program that exchanges prison inmates from different countries for a period of one year. You know... for the cultural experience.
And she has SO much to offer prison inmates in third-world countries -- can teach tracing, she can teach inmates to throw recyclables in the special blue trash cans ("Platino, no. Azur, si"), she can teach Spanglish (see: recycling program), she can teach math equations (if you're driving a thousand miles and have three five gallon gas cans weighing 30 pounds each...). See? She really does have more freedoms than most of the people on the outside. I mean I could never do all that. But she can. So there's a feather in her cap!
But seriously... she probably just threatened to sue the state of Arizona if she couldn't get a booking photo that looked like it was taken at Glamour Shots in front of Macy's (next to the kiosk that has the pedo pamphlets that are free for the taking) and caption the photo, "#Inmate 281129. More beautiful and statuesque than all the rest"