Elphaba
Defying Gravity...
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good god i have no idea how any of you cope living in america in the heat. i feel like i am melting today. we are at 80 and rising.
i went out and bought a big fan and ive been sitting infront of it for about 3 hours and it isn't helping and now i am off to sit in a black roasting hot car for an hour to go to the hospital and then the same journey back :cry:
someone put me out of my misery :floorlaugh:
It's a 2 fold occult thing: first, we give large monetary sacrifices to merchant gods, like Kenmore, to acquire gray environmentally unfriendly metal boxes that we can stick onto the side of our houses. Then, secondly, we start giving larger monthly monetary sacrifices to our local "electric company" god; in turn that god sends its angels out to rig up little altars on our walls, magically granting us the ability to localize and change the weather in our houses, through the aforementioned boxes.
Of course, this does not happen in my house because we do not own one of those wonderful gray metal localized weather changer thingies. Why? because I obviously live with a demon that disguises his love for "hot as H*ll" weather under the term of "being environmentally proactive."