ColourPurple
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WOW.
Finally caught up and I'm literally sat here with my mouth wide open!
Sure he's managed to come up with a story but what on earth made him think anybody would actually believe the load of bollox that he's had to dream up in order to make everything fit?
It's like somebody's given him a list of the dodgy points in his original story and he's spun a whole new yarn to address them.
Q* Ok how would Nick & Joe know about the cess pit?
*advertiser censored* I know, I'll say that they turned up while Helen and I were doing one of our regular cess pit checks
Q* But how would they know how to close the cess pit themselves?
*advertiser censored* I know, I'll say one of them kindly stepped in to replace the lid as Helen and I were about to do it... ooh and to make sure people know they're baddies I'll give them both...*drum roll*... ACCENTS!!!! ... and make one of them do a "Phil Mitchell style" sinister whisper!
Finally caught up and I'm literally sat here with my mouth wide open!
Sure he's managed to come up with a story but what on earth made him think anybody would actually believe the load of bollox that he's had to dream up in order to make everything fit?
It's like somebody's given him a list of the dodgy points in his original story and he's spun a whole new yarn to address them.
Q* Ok how would Nick & Joe know about the cess pit?
*advertiser censored* I know, I'll say that they turned up while Helen and I were doing one of our regular cess pit checks
Q* But how would they know how to close the cess pit themselves?
*advertiser censored* I know, I'll say one of them kindly stepped in to replace the lid as Helen and I were about to do it... ooh and to make sure people know they're baddies I'll give them both...*drum roll*... ACCENTS!!!! ... and make one of them do a "Phil Mitchell style" sinister whisper!